Fobyogdad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, flying raccoon.

Fobyogdad created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobyogdad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fobyogdad, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fobyogdad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fobyogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Fobyogdad loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never feed carrots to snakes while wearing orange tights.