Tofdidrig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic giraffe.

Tofdidrig created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Tofdidrig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tofdidrig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tofdidrig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tofdidrig's Holy Commandments

1. Tofdidrig loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Tofdidrig on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.