Fliggudgendodcatmatwipgab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous hedgehog.

Fliggudgendodcatmatwipgab created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggudgendodcatmatwipgab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fliggudgendodcatmatwipgab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fliggudgendodcatmatwipgab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fliggudgendodcatmatwipgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.