Gudshavfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong porpoise.

Gudshavfoss created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudshavfoss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gudshavfoss, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gudshavfoss' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gudshavfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gudshavfoss.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear brown scarves.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.