Cablamdud is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered crow.

Cablamdud created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cablamdud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cablamdud, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cablamdud's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cablamdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always help sick monkeys.