Podbabomin is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental lobster.
Podbabomin created Africa six billion years ago.
If you believe in Podbabomin, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Podbabomin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Podbabomin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Podbabomin's Holy Commandments
1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Never go into mauve rooms.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Always pray immersed in water.