Fenbemhanfet is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent wasp.

Fenbemhanfet created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbemhanfet, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fenbemhanfet, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fenbemhanfet's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fenbemhanfet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Never hurt pigs.