Tithigmuttarp is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, overgenerous human.

Tithigmuttarp created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tithigmuttarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tithigmuttarp, he will turn you into a rock.

Tithigmuttarp's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tithigmuttarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Hide if six birds approach from the north.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.