Safgubyod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, weak guinea pig.

Safgubyod created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Safgubyod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Safgubyod, it will destroy your home planet.

Safgubyod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Safgubyod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.