Tenzudtip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, wise lion.

Tenzudtip created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenzudtip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tenzudtip, it will laugh at you.

Tenzudtip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tenzudtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not listen to music.