Zunhivtab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthinking dryad.

Zunhivtab created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zunhivtab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zunhivtab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zunhivtab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Zunhivtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Zunhivtab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink alcohol.