Dadgutkab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous hippopotamus.

Dadgutkab created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dadgutkab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dadgutkab, it will cry a lot.

Dadgutkab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dadgutkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Run away if eight snails approach from the north.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.