Gumxemdut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish wyrm.

Gumxemdut created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumxemdut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gumxemdut, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gumxemdut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gumxemdut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Do not take Gumxemdut's name in vain.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the east.

5. Never look at moons.