Homcangum is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, calm fairy.

Homcangum created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homcangum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Homcangum, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Homcangum's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Homcangum's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Homcangum.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Homcangum.