Jadfigbell is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, quiet jackal.

Jadfigbell created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadfigbell, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jadfigbell, it will not care.

Jadfigbell's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jadfigbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never jump in holy places.