Minpodrull is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, blissful weasel.

Minpodrull created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minpodrull, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Minpodrull, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Minpodrull's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Minpodrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not take Minpodrull's name in vain.