Flanorttal is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional gerbil.

Flanorttal created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanorttal, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flanorttal, it will turn you into a mouse.

Flanorttal's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Flanorttal's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not covet oxen.