Kinbosswap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful cow.

Kinbosswap created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbosswap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kinbosswap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kinbosswap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kinbosswap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.