Lunlanlam Limkipbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Lunlanlam Limkipbarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunlanlam Limkipbarn, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunlanlam Limkipbarn, she will be mildly annoyed.

Lunlanlam Limkipbarn's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lunlanlam Limkipbarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lunlanlam Limkipbarn.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
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