Pandanvad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm wasp.

Pandanvad created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pandanvad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pandanvad, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pandanvad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pandanvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Do not take Pandanvad's name in vain.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.