Gedtigyok is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured
dragonfly.
Gedtigyok created an electron two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gedtigyok, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Gedtigyok, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Gedtigyok's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Gedtigyok's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
3. Always wear black.
4. You must pray to Gedtigyok nine times a day.
5. Always help sick horses.