Neltitpanfet is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking goose.

Neltitpanfet created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Neltitpanfet, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Neltitpanfet, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Neltitpanfet's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Neltitpanfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Put Neltitpanfet first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.
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