Kimjonflabquill is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent
hippopotamus.
Kimjonflabquill created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimjonflabquill, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Kimjonflabquill, he will turn you into a mole.
Kimjonflabquill's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Kimjonflabquill's Holy Commandments1. Always wear white.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Do not take Kimjonflabquill's name in vain.
5. Hide if seven whales approach from the west.