Kimjonflabquill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Kimjonflabquill created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimjonflabquill, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kimjonflabquill, he will turn you into a mole.

Kimjonflabquill's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kimjonflabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not take Kimjonflabquill's name in vain.

5. Hide if seven whales approach from the west.