Buscanged Manbithog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty squid.

Buscanged Manbithog created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buscanged Manbithog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Buscanged Manbithog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Buscanged Manbithog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Buscanged Manbithog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.