Gupkenwon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident zebra.

Gupkenwon created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupkenwon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gupkenwon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gupkenwon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gupkenwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gupkenwon on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Gupkenwon loves dogs, so they must be respected.