Tigmotfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering hare.

Tigmotfut created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigmotfut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tigmotfut, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tigmotfut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tigmotfut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tigmotfut.

2. Never feed carrots to capybaras while wearing turquoise corsets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shave your arms.