Bodafril is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous hummingbird.

Bodafril created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodafril, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bodafril, it will ignore you.

Bodafril's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bodafril's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away from magenta shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear pink stockings.

5. Put Bodafril first in all things.