Gidfartarp is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving raven.

Gidfartarp created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gidfartarp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidfartarp, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gidfartarp's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gidfartarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidfartarp.

5. Never look in ponds.