Dussfungan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous wren.

Dussfungan created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dussfungan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dussfungan, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dussfungan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dussfungan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Dussfungan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not hurt birds.