Wadwitlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited warg.

Wadwitlarp created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadwitlarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wadwitlarp, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Wadwitlarp's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wadwitlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never run in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Erect eight lead sculptures of Wadwitlarp on top of important buildings.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Never eat rice.