Dinhapren is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awesome dugong.

Dinhapren created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinhapren, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dinhapren, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dinhapren's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dinhapren's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange eagles for they are unholy.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never mention grasshopers.