Bunflowbess is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, capable jellyfish.

Bunflowbess created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bunflowbess, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bunflowbess, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bunflowbess' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bunflowbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunflowbess.

4. Bunflowbess loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not kill nematodes.
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