Farfenkin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omniscient butterfly.

Farfenkin created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farfenkin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farfenkin, he will turn you into a rat.

Farfenkin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Farfenkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of tortoises.

2. Worship no other gods but Farfenkin.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.