Wancunpon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, effective hare.

Wancunpon created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wancunpon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wancunpon, she will not care at all.

Wancunpon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wancunpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Do not take Wancunpon's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.