Narhenbag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awesome parrot.

Narhenbag created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narhenbag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narhenbag, he will turn you into a snail.

Narhenbag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Narhenbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.