Yarwegcudjad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage fairy.

Yarwegcudjad created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarwegcudjad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarwegcudjad, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Yarwegcudjad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yarwegcudjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Yarwegcudjad loves whales, so they must be honoured.