Gemomtlam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable wyvern.

Gemomtlam created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemomtlam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gemomtlam, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gemomtlam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gemomtlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Hide if three capybaras approach from the east.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Do not commit murder.