Sanddamnar is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable squid.

Sanddamnar created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanddamnar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sanddamnar, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sanddamnar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sanddamnar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not take Sanddamnar's name in vain.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.