Wigwadjap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful bee.

Wigwadjap created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigwadjap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wigwadjap, he will not care at all.

Wigwadjap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wigwadjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Wigwadjap on top of important buildings.

3. Run away from gray cats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.