Linyimpibbep is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, confident gorilla.

Linyimpibbep created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Linyimpibbep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Linyimpibbep, she will turn you into a mole.

Linyimpibbep's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Linyimpibbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Run away from blue squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Linyimpibbep loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.