Gadbogfem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering penguin.

Gadbogfem created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbogfem, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gadbogfem, it will be very sad.

Gadbogfem's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gadbogfem's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.