Gombutont is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional human.

Gombutont created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gombutont, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gombutont, he will strike you with lightening.

Gombutont's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gombutont's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must pray to Gombutont seven times a day.

5. Never talk about moons.