Tailbesswit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witless toad.

Tailbesswit created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Tailbesswit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tailbesswit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tailbesswit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tailbesswit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tailbesswit.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear green clothing.