Yarlsiggigdusslamlenont is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair zebra.

Yarlsiggigdusslamlenont created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlsiggigdusslamlenont, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarlsiggigdusslamlenont, she will laugh at you.

Yarlsiggigdusslamlenont's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yarlsiggigdusslamlenont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.