Yakhubdon is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, kind
parrot.
Yakhubdon created bats three million years ago.
If you believe in
Yakhubdon, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Yakhubdon, he will throw large rocks at you.
Yakhubdon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Yakhubdon's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never feed cucumbers to porpoises while wearing indigo corsets.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.