Yakhubdon is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, kind parrot.

Yakhubdon created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Yakhubdon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yakhubdon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yakhubdon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yakhubdon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed cucumbers to porpoises while wearing indigo corsets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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