Nadnarsis is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless beaver.

Nadnarsis created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Nadnarsis, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nadnarsis, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nadnarsis' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nadnarsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Nadnarsis must be the most important thing in your life.