Didpogspag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring horse.

Didpogspag created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didpogspag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Didpogspag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Didpogspag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Didpogspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about amino acids.