Kopbenman is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awesome shark.

Kopbenman created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopbenman, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kopbenman, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kopbenman's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kopbenman's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never skip in holy places.