Dapliptip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless dragon.

Dapliptip created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapliptip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dapliptip, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dapliptip's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dapliptip's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.