Gethaknullten Pigriggartonkkar Fadkopmit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, proud eagle.

Gethaknullten Pigriggartonkkar Fadkopmit created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Gethaknullten Pigriggartonkkar Fadkopmit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gethaknullten Pigriggartonkkar Fadkopmit, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gethaknullten Pigriggartonkkar Fadkopmit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gethaknullten Pigriggartonkkar Fadkopmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.